SERIOUSLY? Need I say more?
I leave for a moment to go the the restroom and I come back to a "blizzard" of newsprint.
There is a happy ending to this story...
"EXTRA-EXTRA-READ ALL ABOUT IT! TWO BOYS UNDER THE AGE OF 7 SURVIVE A FREAK MEDIA STORM AND LIVE TO CLEAN IT UP!"
Editorial note: No child, I repeat, NO CHILD was injured in the making of this living room disaster! ;)