This is what happens when your son and his buddy share a seat on the hour long bus ride home from school.
Tanner said "LOOK MOMMY!!! I let Caden make me into an old man! Can you believe how good he did?!?!?"
Why yes, in fact, I can believe it. *sigh*
By the way, liquid makeup remover totally gets out pen markings on children's faces... just in case you were wondering ;)